To all my Republican friends.
(It's HUMOR, people...if you don't have any, go buy some!)
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq
If your equities are falling,
and your losses are appalling
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq.
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
If the euro keeps on climbing,
put your trust in W's timing,
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq,
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq,
If the GDP is shrinking,
And W's back to drinking,
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq,
Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq
If they're checking Halliburton
And for Cheney jail looks certain
If they're checking Halliburton, bomb Iraq
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq
If Noelle gets caught with crack
and the twins drop booze for smack
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq
To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq,
To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq,
You can run us out of oil,
With the Middle East aboil,
To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq.
If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
If the pundits call you moron
Then it's time to get your war on
If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
If your polls are falling, bomb Iraq,
If your polls are falling, bomb Iraq,
If your polls are falling,
and Congress is a-stalling
If your polls are falling, bomb Iraq.
To divert public attention, bomb To divert public attention, bomb To divert public attention,
From the doings of your henchmen
To divert public attention, bomb