I just thought this was kinda cute..
>> A wealthy man decided to go on safari in Africa. He took his faithful
>> pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies
>> and before long the dog
>> discovers that he is lost.
>> So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
>> direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks,
>> "Oh hell, I'm in deep shit now." Then he noticed some bones on the
>> ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones
>> with
>> his back to the approaching cat.
>> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly,"Holy
>> cow,
>> that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
>> here?"
>> Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of
>> terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says
>> the
>> leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."
>> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
>> nearby
>> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
>> protection from
>> the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the
>> leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.
>> The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans about
>> the
>> dog's ruse and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The
>> leopard
>> is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my
>> back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine bastard."
>> Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
>> thinks, "Oh shit, what the hell am I going to do now?" But instead of
>> running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending
>> he
>> hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the
>> dog says, "Where's that freaking monkey?!! I sent him off half an hour
>> ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"