http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/post.asp?id=83&method=post&site=3
This is long but well worth reading
Devon
Helplessly Addicted Ebay Barbie
by DevonMcBride 3 Replies latest social humour
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dsgal
It took me to the posting page when I clicked on it.
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Dutchie
Me too. In fact it looks like the URL is the posting link.
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Matty
I've been trying to figure out what you actually wanted us to link to and found this, which I thought was quite funny anyway!
Tired of all the stupidass Barbies Mattel's coming out with lately? I mean, they actually have a Florida Vacation Barbie, and all it is is a Barbie in a pink bathing suit. Big f*cking deal!!! Here is a list of some more...realistic Barbies. (Warning: Not meant for anyone who actually likes playing with Barbie dolls, unless playing means burning them on spitfires, or tying them to ceiling fans and watching them spin to their death.
Crackwhore Barbie Barbie's lost her job as a "teacher". Now it's time to shake her moneymaker on the streets of Manhattan! Has real New York accent!
Lesbian Feminist Barbie Not all Barbies end up dating Ken. Some Barbies know all too well what a worthless jerkoff he really is, and end up playing for another team. Has real flannel lumberjack jacket, for the ultimate butch, manly lesbian look!
PMS Barbie Barbie's just like any other female: periods, cramps, annoying friends, and boyfriend to irritate the shit out of her. Push button to hear real PMS-like swearing and cramps. Comes with gallon of rocky road ice cream, Woman's magazine, free Barbie tampon, and Barbie pad!
Welfare Barbie Barbie's been thrown into poverty! Since she no longer is a doctor or teacher or any of that other crap she does, she just sits her ass at home with 8 gangly little pieces of shit (kids), and a jobless, scotch-drinking piece of shit (husband). Completes the ultimate welfare look with old, dirty "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt and Barbie food stamps!
Wife Beater Ken Looks like Ken's been watching too many Kid Rock videos! Comes with real yellowed T-shirt and quart of rum! Rapping midget not included. One Night Stand Ken Ken's a stupid jerk-off like most men, of course. Push button for real working excuses, such as, "I know I said I'd leave my wife for you, but I wasn't in the right mindset at the time." and "Last night was an accident."
Busted Condom Ken Ken should've known better than to buy that open pack of Pokemon condoms from the homeless crack addict on the street! Push button for real excuses such as "Are you sure it's mine?" and "Now, there's no reason to take this to court."
Jerry Springer Barbie We all have some problems, and Barbie had just enough to get on Jerry's magical show of lesbians, queers, drag queens, and strippers. Push button to hear bleeping noises from Jerry's show! Comes with loose teeth, hoochie outfit change, and stick-on black boxes. Insecure
Teen Skippe r Skipper's at that time in her teens where looks are everything. Mention that she looks like she weighs more than 90 pounds and make her run to the bathroom to throw up her lunch! Push button to watch over and over again, for hours of bulimia fun!
Tank-Ass Barbie You didn't expect Barbie to stay so damn skinny forever, did you? Watch Barbie balloon to an amazing 530 pounds and be bed ridden, watching her stories. Comes with harness for easy moving.
Jealous Girlfriend Barbie Don't come home 1 hour late with this bitch for a girlfriend. Comes with free Barbie knife and sweing kit, for easy reattachment.
I've Missed My Period Skipper Skipper's been spending way too much time in the bathroom throwing up, and it's not to keep trim. Have hours of fun trying to look in the Barbie phone book for Ken's last name.
Hemorrhoid Ken Ken knew that gay experience would get him in the "end". Watch in amazement as he cringes in pain! Comes with free Preparation H and bicycle.
Nymphomaniac Stacy Little Stacy's growing up, becoming a woman, exploring the Deep South,...etc. Comes with free cucumber.
First Timer Stacy Stacy's all ready for her big night! Comes with free Barbie comdom and new set of Barbie sheets for afterwards. Fill Stacy with Magic Barbie Solution and let the blood-spurting action begin!
Internet Addicted Barbie Now with all this internet hype, Barbie's been sucked in too. Watch as Barbie's eyes widen by the moment! Comes with free Barbie computer, list of Barbies websites, and baby with loaded diaper!
Gambling Debt Barbie Barbies not as good at craps as she thought, and now she's gonna have to pay up. Push button and listen as Barbie yells out as they repossess her car and sell her baby into slavery!
I'm Too Drunk To Think Stacy Stacy's been gettin' wired on big sister Barbie's gin and tonic! Push button, and watch her magically lose her virginity.
Embarrass Me Ken Push button, and watch Ken get drunk, puke all over his date, shit in his pants, and take a piss on the Maid Of Honor.
Kiss My Ass Mom Stacy Stacy's become a teenager from Hell! Push button, and watch as she blows some guy at random just to spite her mother. Comes with free tongue ring and bag of weed.
Ain't Gonna Get None Ken Ken's at that special age! Put his face in cold water and it will magically break out in acne! Push button to hear him say some worn-out pick-up line. Comes with free Penthouse and Barbie hand lotion.
Gothic Ken Ken's been sucked into the whole Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Coal Chamber fetish. Push button to watch him stare at you and say random demonic sayings, despite his inner happiness. Comes with free Barney sing-along tape and Hanson CD.