Difference b/t Men & Women
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> CHEMICAL PROPERTIES OF MEN AND WOMEN
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> Element Name: WOMAN
> Symbol: Wo
> Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!!
> Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
> freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
> used
> well.
> Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
> affinity
> to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone.
> Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when
> placed next to a better specimen.
> Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
> wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
> Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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> Element Name: MAN
> Symbol: Xy
> Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50
> Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
> pure sample.
> Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also
> tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with
> Kd
> (element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating
> with
> alcohol.
> Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to
> produce large quantities on command.
> Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
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> smell.
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Men VS. Woman
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