Anyone an Expert in U.K. Accounting Practices?

AlanF

The title says it all.

AlanF

ozziepost

Alan,

In my experience, it's a bit like with computers, everyone's an expert!!!!

Cheers, Ozzie

unclebruce

g'day alan,

English account keeping practices? .. in my experience it's sorta like; "put the cash in the tea pot gov'ner and we'll say no more about it, know what i mean, wink wank, nudge madge say no mowa"

.. then there's the Jehovah's Witness Window Cleaner account keeping method "never mind look'n in me tea pot .. it's all in me head mate" .. (with JW's it's all in the head)

unclebruce who never went to JW WC class.

ps: being a touch cryptic today aren't ya?

Edited by - unclebruce on 27 October 2002 19:13:30

Gedanken

Alan,

My brother in law is an accountant in the uk - email me; I'm out this pm but we can talk tomorrow.

Gefanken

Dino

Hey big guy.

Maybe Expatbrit could help. He seems like one sharp bean counter to me.

expatbrit

Alan:

I wouldn't describe myself as an expert, having been out of the UK for almost 10 years, but would be happy to try and assist if I can. If I cannot, I may know where to go for further assistance.

Expatbrit

Edited by - expatbrit on 27 October 2002 21:18:47

Duncan

Hi Alan

I wouldn't claim to be an "expert", but I am a UK- qualified accountant (FCCA), and I'll try and help.

What's the question?

Duncan.

expatbrit

Duncan! I didn't know you were an accountant! (I thought you were a lion tamer...lol)

Mind if I email you something?

Expatbrit

Duncan

Hi Expatbrit,

No, not a lion-tamer, just an accountant.

Actually, I never wanted to be an accountant... [far away look] ...when I was younger I'd dream of being...

...A LUMBERJACK! Yes....

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the rivers of British Columbia!

The giant redwood! the larch! the fir! the mighty scots pine!

The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!

With my best girlie by my side, we'd sing...

Sing!!

Sing!!!!

"Oh, I'm a -

[Giant Foot]

Edited by - Duncan on 28 October 2002 10:8:33

Anyone an Expert in U.K. Accounting Practices?

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