New WTBS Fun.

by Trauma_Hound 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Trauma_Hound
    Trauma_Hound

    Kingdom Hall Fun

    I was around thinking about some things to do, the next time you happen to be in a kingdom hall (ack).

    1. At the memorial, partake of the emblem, when you get the unlevened bread passed to you, whip out a packet of peanut, butter and jelly, and a butter knife, spread some on one of the peices of the bread, and chow down. Make a remark to yourself, about having to do something about the taste, they're kind of plain you know.

    2. When you get passed the whine, chug the entire glass, and ask for a refill, alternativly, just the entire glass, and state, at least they could have gotten a better wine.

    3. At the next DF'ing, right after they make the announcement, boo and hiss. (This would be even better, if you can get a group of people to do it)

    4. Try to get picked to answer, for every question during the Watchtower study, and blabber about something completely not related to what they're reading about.

    5. Use the Service sheets for doodle pads, doodle as loud as possible.

    6. Bring something along that can be hidden, to make loud farting noises.

    7. During the songs, sing every note, except the ones that are in the song book, alternativly, sing a completely different kingdom song.

    8. Hide something very foul smelling in the bathroom, some place hard to find.

    9. Leave something sticky in the contribution box.

    10. Walk around with your fly open, and see how long it takes someone to notice, when they do, loudly exclaim, you can't believe they were looking at your crotch.

    On a more serious note, I've read where several people have states, some people that are out in services are just leaving magazines on door steps, even if they're not. I have an idea, when it comes to advocasy of abuse victims, tail a service group, and blanket as many flyers in the service area as you can, if your brave enough, blazenly walk up to someone they're talking to, and hand them a flyer.

    Peace

  • Princess
    Princess

    Great ideas Charlie. I especially loved numbers one through three.

    Never plan on going back though.

  • betweenworlds
    betweenworlds
    7. During the songs, sing every note, except the ones that are in the song book,

    LOL, isn't that the way they are sung at every hall anyhoo?

    (chuckling at trauma's post)

    Thanks for the laughs

    BW

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    #1. - Talk about how you always thought I would taste better.

    #10. - Reminds me of a wedding reception I went to. There was a guy (J as we all called him) in my hall who's mom went there and he was the biggest burn out you've ever seen. I'm talking he's the guy you point to when trying to scare kids away from doing drugs. Anyway, Sister Perfect and Brother Elder got married and had one of the most boring receptions I've ever been too. A somewhat fast song (Oh What a Night) came on and J thought he'd go do his strange version of dancing which involved lots of jumping around. Long story made short, J didn't wear underwear that night and his zipper couldn't quite hold up under all the jumping. When someone pointed out that little J was flapping about way outside of his pants he starts laughing manically and comes over to me and very loudly talks about how all the sisters there that night just saw the best dick they'd seen in years and the new bride should be so lucky to see another dick like that later in the night. I miss J. He was such a fun guy!

    Edited to add no, J isn't short for Jesus, its short for Jason as well as some of the things he would smoke.

    Edited by - Jesus Christ on 28 October 2002 2:25:24

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    little J was flapping about

    Sounds like little jay was rejoicing on that joyous accasion of the joining of two happy servants of jah into one flesh, hehehe.

    SS

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Great ideas for an instigator. I for one, however, will never be to another hall.

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Once when Dave was conduction the WT, he called on an older woman, a guest of one of the elders and his wife. She stood up and gave a long testimonial about the couple who brought her, and how great they are. It was agonizing. There were 2 CO's in the audience (on vacation). Dave just smiled and let her talk...........thanked her and went on. We talked about that for years. The CO's both laughed about it, and told him he handled it perfectly, and they were glad it hadn't happened while they were conducting a meeting.

    Great ideas, Charlie.

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    How about this?? Since Halloween is a Thursday this year, and most KH's have a meeting, put a jack o lantern, with a lit candle in it, on the porches at the local KHs. That would be fun.

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    Ooooooo! Mulan! That's an awesome idea!!! Dress the halls in Halloween decorations! One of those cheesy "graveyards" on the lawn, use your imaginations for whose stones they'd be.

    How about a christmas decorations? A plastic Santa peeing on the KH sign maybe....

    Or maybe this. On xmas eve, put up signs outside local KH's that say something like "We don't celebrate Christmas" or "Our kids don't get xmas gifts".

    Mike.

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