Kingdom Hall Fun
I was around thinking about some things to do, the next time you happen to be in a kingdom hall (ack).
1. At the memorial, partake of the emblem, when you get the unlevened bread passed to you, whip out a packet of peanut, butter and jelly, and a butter knife, spread some on one of the peices of the bread, and chow down. Make a remark to yourself, about having to do something about the taste, they're kind of plain you know.
2. When you get passed the whine, chug the entire glass, and ask for a refill, alternativly, just the entire glass, and state, at least they could have gotten a better wine.
3. At the next DF'ing, right after they make the announcement, boo and hiss. (This would be even better, if you can get a group of people to do it)
4. Try to get picked to answer, for every question during the Watchtower study, and blabber about something completely not related to what they're reading about.
5. Use the Service sheets for doodle pads, doodle as loud as possible.
6. Bring something along that can be hidden, to make loud farting noises.
7. During the songs, sing every note, except the ones that are in the song book, alternativly, sing a completely different kingdom song.
8. Hide something very foul smelling in the bathroom, some place hard to find.
9. Leave something sticky in the contribution box.
10. Walk around with your fly open, and see how long it takes someone to notice, when they do, loudly exclaim, you can't believe they were looking at your crotch.
On a more serious note, I've read where several people have states, some people that are out in services are just leaving magazines on door steps, even if they're not. I have an idea, when it comes to advocasy of abuse victims, tail a service group, and blanket as many flyers in the service area as you can, if your brave enough, blazenly walk up to someone they're talking to, and hand them a flyer.
Peace