choking

by SPAZnik 6 Replies latest social humour

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  SPAZnik

  WHAT TO DO IF A WOMAN IS CHOKING--- Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick manoeuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before.
  
  SPAZ
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  SixofNine

  <------------ a Texan, and a real American hero
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  Elsewhere

  ROTFLAFAO
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  Skeptic

  LOL! Good one.

  So, SPAZnik, if I ever get to your neck of the woods for a visit, and you choke, can I use that there Hind Lick manoeuver on you?

  Richard, who now knows SPAZnik will never choke in his presence!
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  Mackin

  ROFLMAO!!!

  *Desperately looks around for a choking woman*

  Mackin
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  SPAZnik

  *note to self....only choke around Texans!*
  
  SPAZ
  
  ps - skeptic
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  emancipated

  Damn that was good!