Tips for a Safe Halloween
When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.
If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house move away immediately.
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go it alone.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
Do not take *anything* from the dead.
If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! and A Blessed Samhain
Halloween Survival Tips
by Sirona 6 Replies latest jw friends
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Sirona
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alfie
Sirona, perhaps another suggestion would be not to listen to a particular Mike Oldfield album and get into it's groove.
CIAO4NIAO!!
alfie
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TruckerGB
Hi Sirona,
Dont forget to hang some garlic over the front door as well,and if you get any dodgy looking geezers with pointy teeth turn up,DONT invite them in..
Take care,
Rich.
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LyinEyes
With all of these horror movies playing now , it makes me think of the best way to deal with the killer in the movies.
If you happen to knock ole Michael Myers or Jason down,,,,,,, chop his freakin head off, and then his legs too, so he can't get up and chase you .
I mean they have the guy on the ground and they poke him with a stick,,,,, ya he's dead. Then he gets up very slowly as the victim runs 90 miles an hour yet still catches up with the victim.
So never poke a killer with a stick....... chop his head off. With all those barn tools ,this could easily be done.
Oh and never make out or have sex on halloween,,,,,,,, that seems to trigger Michael Myers and Jason.... big no no. Stay out of the woods too.
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Sirona
Alfie - good point on the mike oldfield!
Rich. - yes, I learned that lesson once *big* mistake to let a vamp into your house.....oh no sorry, that wasn't me that was buffy, just slipped into my alternate reality there for a second....
LyinEyes:
If you happen to knock ole Michael Myers or Jason down,,,,,,, chop his freakin head off, and then his legs too, so he can't get up and chase you .
LOL! I hear ya.
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rocky220
Happy Halloween Everybody!!!! Rocky220
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TruckerGB
There again,a 'vamp' would be more than welcome to make things go bump in the night..
Take care,
Rich.