At the Spiritualist church, the medium decided to ask the audience some questions about their supernatural experiences. "Hands up anyone here who has seen a ghost" he said About half the hands went up. "mm very good. hands up anyone who has spoken to a ghost" About 1/3 the hands went up. "excellent. hands up anyone who has been intimate with a ghost" he said. One hand went up. The medium looked at the man with his hand up and said "really? have you been intimate with a ghost???!!!" The man blushed. "OHHH Ghost!" he said, "Sorry, I thought you said "Goat"" HA HA!!!!
