Zealous Pioneer Likens WT Study To 'Mental Enema'!

by Derrick 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Derrick
    Derrick

    It's remarkable the memories we repress. One came back today. Many moons ago as a young zealous "publisher" I lived with a house full of single brothers (some former Bethelites and others aspiring wannabe Bethelites). One brother used to tell others at dinner that the hot water bottle hanging on the hook behind the hall bathroom door was for enemas. He then proceeded to liken coffee enemas to the "mental enemas" that cleared his mind. What was he likening to a "mental enema" you might wonder? The Watchtower publications including its magazines, books and KM! He compared literal enemas that "flush out all the gunk" to their analogous mental enemas that "flush out all the worldliness." Isn't that funny?

    Derrick

  • NotBlind
    NotBlind

    Well, the guy had the right body part, anyway...

    He would have been more accurate if he had compared to WT and Awake and KM to the stuff that comes out your a$$.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    A Watchtower mental enema = BRAIN washing ?? sorry couldn't resist

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Hmmm I would refer to the Watchtower as being more like the aftermath of an enema

  • blondie
    blondie
    A Watchtower mental enema = BRAIN washing ??

    Yes, Gopher, it is solid proof that some people sit on their brains.

  • out4good3
    out4good3
    I would refer to the Watchtower as being more like the aftermath of an enema

    Does this mean by extension that those who continue to blindly follow the WT have sh** for brains....

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    I believe they got their terms mixed up. A Watchtower study would be more like mental constipation.

    Lew W

  • SYN
    SYN

    Maybe this guy was a closet Apostate!

    Now, it would be really cool if we could get a Circuit Overseer to make a comparison like this at a District Convention. All the Stealth Apostates (TM) in the crowd would probably give themselves away by laughing much too loudly HEHE!

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