SURVIVOR- JW!

by TR 5 Replies latest social humour

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  TR

  No no, I'm not talking about when only the 'hovahs survive 'geddon and the rest of us are bird food. LOL!

  I'm talking about the latest edition of the popular reality show.

  Imagine the power struggles, how to dress and act. How to get food and water. Who would nominate themselves as "spiritual" leaders? No books would be allowed, so how would the self-appointed leaders interpret WT teachings. How would df'd ones fare, and would they isolate certain 'hovahs to poison them with apostate teachings?

  Would existing GB and wannabees be ousted in favor of physically strong and intelligent 'hovahs? Imagine the cliques where certain ones would be plotting the demise and voting out others they don't like. The prize for the last one standing? Why, an appointment of GB member, of course! Sorry ladies, you're just along for the ride. Maybe a GB secretarial appointment, or something.

  Where would this show be located? Remote tropical island? Plains of Africa? Antarctica? Siberia? South Central L.A.?

  TR

  Edited by - TR on 6 November 2002 10:17:21
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  outnfree

  I don't know whether to vote for South Central LA (let the bullies get their comeuppance!) or the Plains of Africa (to see how quickly the dubs vote themselves funds for a DECENT kingdom hall to worship in) ... but I am ROFLMAO at the scenarios your proposal conjured in my mind!

  out
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  TR

  Good thoughts, Out.

  That reminds me, would the "GB" and staff act like priests and let the r&f do all the work, just as it is now and in bible times? Would they spend all their time trying to figure out if Sputnik should be used as a sign of the last days?

  Would the 'hovahs erect a massive complex of makeshift "Bethel" buildings and factories for the production of clay tablets or goat-skin litter-ature(Farkel TM)?

  TR
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  TR

  The CHALLENGES!

  1. First team to complete a scrambled picture puzzle of JF "Booze" Rutherford wins immunity!

  2. First team to reconstruct Solomon's temple according to WT wins.

  3. First team to fashion presentable "three piece suit" for meetings out of seaweed wins.

  Personal Immunity:

  1. First person to correctly identify 6 different "tacking" articles in WT from memory wins.

  2. First person to correctly state WT "1914" wins.(this may be a tough one)

  3. First person to correctly name WT article where "our 20th century" was changed to "our day" wins.

  TR
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  cruzanheart

  Do it in China - they've been wanting to crack that territory for years. CHALLENGE: First person to witness to an entire village without getting arrested gets to stay.
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  TR

  Good idea, Cruzan!

  Reminds me of how territory assignments would be handled. LOL!

  TR