This is just a test post - easilly bored - please avert your eyes.
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password: joie de vivre / bicyclepump / polywaffle
thanks happycon for finally fixing my fluffy facial feature (just couldn't resist tugg'n it though could ya lol "unclebruce for a day" indeed :/
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password: whykickamoocow / hawaii / mudslide
bonky_melba - thanks for not posting in my name x. (may all your malborn gups runeth over with kiwi nags ;)
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password: tom_harbour_cruise / spitfire / violet crumble
may the primordial ooze of your not so long departed neanderthal ancestors engulf you from sporan to eyebrow!
thanks all you happy runaways and shepherd dodgers, thus ends the 'be unc for a week' experiment. ... now if all you helpful folk don't mind i'll sssnatch my password and not look back.
Father Simon: some folk posted in my name in recent weeks but no doubt the most 'personally insulting' posts were genuinly mine :( .. so what's to be my punishment? three 'hail mary's?' .. two 'how's your fathers?' .. don't post here for time, times and half a time and come back a richer wiser man?
the end.
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translated into New Zealand: Hay Huppykon .. i wush i wuz here to difund mysalf when ewe wuz posting as me .. nuth'n i like batter thun ferrit'n a doppleganger from the woodpile .. it wooda bin more fun than ridun the Quinstown chairleft ...ay! more impressive than the Franz Josuf glasier .. ay! .. more excit'n than a trup on the Mulford Sound Fairy ay!... butter than a South Islund milkshake .. ay! ... more divastat'n vitriol than a Warrior vs Manly rugby harka .. ay! .. more chock-a-block with bristl'n waponry than a Maori Longhouse ..ay! .. more hairy tetosterone than a Wullington Pub on pay day ay! .. stull, there's hope for us yit .. i'm keep'n an eye on ewe son! ...
uncle'yobbo'bruce (impersonat'n a happy-con :)
ps: how's me New Zealand excent? ?/10 Are the shakey isles ruddy for me yit?