by ozziepost 9 Replies latest jw friends
We are pleased to announce the winner of last weekend's Silver Anniversary poll to find the poster who could reeport the most hours aboard.
There were three "runners-up": Prisca, Kenneson, and Wednesday
((((((APPLAUSE))))))))))
But the winner is:
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with more than 40 hours per week
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KELPIE !!!!
Congratulations, Kelpie
Hey Ozzie,
Since Kelpie hasn't come forward to accept her prize (trip for 2 to Paris for two weeks including spending money, accommodation and meals) can I take it instead?
*steps forward to podium*
Oh my gosh, there are so many people to thank, where do I start?? Well, I'd like to thank Simon, the owner of this site, and his lovely assistant/wife Angharad... oh and Ozzie for organising tonight's award night... and my dress designer, who made this lovely creation I'm wearing... and my hairdresser for doing my hair at such short notice.... and the taxi driver who actually knew where to go.... and my friends and family and the butcher down the street..... and most of all, I'd like to thank my Lord and Redeemer and ... (gushes for 5 minutes) ... thank you God.
*walks off-stage and trips over gown, hair wig and tissues from stuffed bra get thrown into the audience. Hobbles away on broken heel and tries to gracefully brush away fallen false eyelash*
I want to thank all the elders for their lack of kindess and help-b/c if any had been shown to me-i may not have searched out this board.
As a runner up-what are my obligations in case kelpie shoudl fail in the task ?
Edited by - wednesday on 13 November 2002 11:11:6
*walks off-stage and trips over gown, hair wig and tissues from stuffed bra get thrown into the audience. Hobbles away on broken heel and tries to gracefully brush away fallen false eyelash*
LOL - woops!
~Beck~ *tucking foot back under chair*
Beck,
Are you watching this awards night live from your office?
Cheers, Ozzie
Are you watching this awards night live from your office?
Only on my breaks Ozzie, honest! *shrink*
~Beck~
's okay Beck. Me too!!!
Ozzie
Makes her grand enterance
Accepts her prize with coy smiles and shy glances.. I dont know what to say.. Thank you all for your great support and thoughts and for voting for me. thank you Mr and Mrs Ozzie for organising it. I would also like to thank God and the jw dubs cause if it wasnt for them I wouldnt be here and my parents i love you all so much.
I cant forget my cat and my dog and also my budgie. I love you all.. thank you sooo much.. etc etc etc..
now just give me my damn present!!!
hehehe
Thanks Ozzie
Kelps
ps.. dont you know that I am allowd to be late cause I am the winner
@ prisca
Well done, congratulations, oh that gown looks lovely on you Kelpie *clap clap clap clap*
~Beck~ sneaks foot out as Kelpie comes down the stairway *smirk*
LOL
