It's great to be a woman because

Seven

1. We don't need a title to be in charge of everything.
2. We smell better. No matter what.
3. No matter how long it takes to get ready, guys will always wait for us.
4. We don't consider urination to be a competitive
sport.
5. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.
6. Our idea of a good movie doesn't need "Debbie does..." in the title.
7. Multiple O's.
8. We always have food in the fridge.
9. We know stuff about everyone.
10. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.

Simon

...and you get to see a naked woman every time you take a shower.
BTW: Whats Victoria's Secret? Lingerie?

Seven

Very funny, Simon! Visit this site and [i[buy something[/i] for your wife. It is one of my favorite online shopping places.
[url] http://www.victoriassecret.com/index.html[/url]

waiting

Dear Simon,

Victoria's Secret is a very high class Fredericks' of Hollywood. Fredericks's sends catalogs to every wannabe hooker in the USA (and probably worldwide).

Victoria's Secret is in major malls. It's embarrassing that when I go shopping with my husband - he wants to go in there every time.
"Look, mom, you'd look good in this..."

Only in his dreams. Poor guy.

Seven

I am curious as to how much time Simon is going to
spend on Victoria's Secret online once he clicked on the Click here portion of my last post?

waiting

Hey, 7,

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. George Bernard Shaw

I'm wondering how Simon is going to explain to his wife how he knows about Victoria's Secrect.

"Gee, honey, look what I found on the computer. No, honest, it's not from talking to 7....

Seven

waiting, Once again-great quote. I'll bet Mrs. Simon reads this board as well and I hope he buys her something special.

Simon

Thanks for the link Seven
Unfortunately, within seconds of clicking on it my wife came and stood behind me asking "whats THAT !".
The only way I could reasonably get out of a severe beating / nagging / sulk (delete as appropriate) was to promise that I was looking for something for her. She seemed happy with that so now I've just got to pick something.
Obviously, a gift should never be choosen hastily so I'll have to spend some time on the site - probably hours. I think that if I download some of the pictures it may help me decide

Simon

HEY !
They'll send you a printed catalogue with all the pictures in. Wow !
This is going to cost me a fortune isn't it...

waiting

Everybody knows this quote:

A fool and his money are soon parted.

The catalog is supposedly for your wife - dummy.

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