Dr. Phil quote generator (this is funny)

openminded

http://www.mangydog.com/games/drphil.html
Crazy151drinker

You don't need palsy to make out with somebody's platypus.
I am such a kinky bastard!
emancipated

cool link, thanks om
Gopher

"You don't need a sense of moral decency to skin a gopher."
OUCH!!
Edited by - Gopher on 20 November 2002 17:9:49
teenyuck

You don't need to go to school to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Courtesy of Dr. Phil....
simplesally

You don't need to rob a bank to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.
I am not kidding!! That's what it said!
teenyuck

"You don't need lockjaw to pluck your pubes"
You don't need a big hug to pinch a stranger's butt.
You don't need gonorrhea to be irritating, just like me.
You don't need tight-fitting pants to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.
You don't need a lucky rabbit's foot to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Whoever came up with that site really dislikes JWs