I was , and I mean really when I heard a knocking at the door. Who could that be I made my way down stairs
and I saw 2 figures through the glass. Don't tell me, not the Jerhorbah's . I opened the door and...yes! 2 JWs!
"Hello, we are calling on some of your neighbours this morning to talk about the wicked world we live in...
they said."
"Are we all going to ," I asked, 'and would you want to get my neighbours to feel ,", I replied
"Yes, but the Bible says that one day we will live in an earthly paradise!" Says the superior-looking one of the two.
"And if you become one of Jehovah's Witnesses, " squeaks the little one, "you can enjoy that Paradise forever!"
"Well that sounds great, but I don't believe that your religion is God's Organisation, so thank you and goodbye!"
"There is just one more thing..." They say, a little and...
"I'm NOT INTERESTED...COMPRENDO" I reply.
I was about to slam the door when I heard "Would you mind putting some clothes on next time you answer the door!..."
Spanner
Edited by - SpannerintheWorks on 23 November 2002 14:28:41