What brand of wrist-watch would Jesus wear?
by fulano 9 Replies latest jw friends
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hippikon
Our circuit overseer said he had a Rolex just like his because Jesus wore very expensive undies and his farder looked after him. (the watch wasnt mentiond in the bible because the Romans couldnt cast lots over it because Judus nicked it when he kissed him)
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plmkrzy
I think he would wear a sundial on his rist much like the one Fred Flinstone wore.
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searcher
OMEGA of course, to go with his ALPHA romeo.
searcher.
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blondie
Our circuit overseer said he had a Rolex
I wondered who paid for it? Not worried about stumbling anyone was he? Was his name perhaps.......Pharisee?!
WOULD JESUS WEAR A ROLEX ON HIS TELEVISION SHOW
Ray Stevens
Woke up this mornin' turned on my TV set
There in livin' color was somethin' I can't forget
This man was preachin' at me.. yeah.. layin' on the charm
Asking me for 20 with 10,000 on his arm
He wore designer clothing and a big smile on his face
Selling me salvation while they sang Amazing Grace
Asking me for money when he had all the signs of weath
Almost wrote a check out.. yeah.. but then I asked myself
Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a
star
If he came back tomorrow there's something I'd like to know
Would Jesus wear a rolex on His television show
Would Jesus be political if he came back to earth
Have his second home in Palm Springs.. yeah.. but try to hide his
worth
Take money from those poor folks when He comes back again
And admit He's talked to all those preachers who said they'd been-a
talking to Him
Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a
star
If he came back tomorrow there's something I'd like to know
Could ya tell me - Would Jesus wear a rolex
Would Jesus wear a rolex
Would Jesus wear a rolex on His television show
Would Jesus wear a rolex on His television show -
Been there
A Timex..............It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
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RubyTuesday
He would'nt wear one. God tells him when its time to do stuff.
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Jesus Christ
I don't wear watches anymore but I have a Swatch Watch I used to wear all the time.
Thanks for asking!!!!!!
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JH
It's not a good idea for Jesus to wear a watch, because when he changes time zones some often each day, he would have to reset his watch to local time.
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PopeOfEruke
I don't know about the brand; I just wish he had a watch that told him that its now 88 YEARS into his Reign as KING and he hasn't done a goddamn thing yet.
WAKE UP you dumb ass! its time to do something!! HELLO!! HELLO!! is anybody in there?? CUCKOO CUCKOO! Wake-up call! Its time for the lazy-ass King of the Kingdom to get off his pimply fat ass and just DO SOMETHING!!!!
Pope
