What brand of wrist-watch would Jesus wear?

by fulano 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • fulano
    fulano

    This one? Good quality not too fancy

    Edited by - fulano on 24 November 2002 5:0:39

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  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Our circuit overseer said he had a Rolex just like his because Jesus wore very expensive undies and his farder looked after him. (the watch wasnt mentiond in the bible because the Romans couldnt cast lots over it because Judus nicked it when he kissed him)

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  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    I think he would wear a sundial on his rist much like the one Fred Flinstone wore.

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  • searcher
    searcher

    OMEGA of course, to go with his ALPHA romeo.

    searcher.

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  • blondie
    blondie
    Our circuit overseer said he had a Rolex

    I wondered who paid for it? Not worried about stumbling anyone was he? Was his name perhaps.......Pharisee?!

    WOULD JESUS WEAR A ROLEX ON HIS TELEVISION SHOW
    Ray Stevens

    Woke up this mornin' turned on my TV set
    There in livin' color was somethin' I can't forget
    This man was preachin' at me.. yeah.. layin' on the charm
    Asking me for 20 with 10,000 on his arm

    He wore designer clothing and a big smile on his face
    Selling me salvation while they sang Amazing Grace
    Asking me for money when he had all the signs of weath
    Almost wrote a check out.. yeah.. but then I asked myself

    Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car
    Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a
    star
    If he came back tomorrow there's something I'd like to know
    Would Jesus wear a rolex on His television show

    Would Jesus be political if he came back to earth
    Have his second home in Palm Springs.. yeah.. but try to hide his
    worth
    Take money from those poor folks when He comes back again
    And admit He's talked to all those preachers who said they'd been-a
    talking to Him

    Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car
    Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a
    star
    If he came back tomorrow there's something I'd like to know
    Could ya tell me - Would Jesus wear a rolex
    Would Jesus wear a rolex
    Would Jesus wear a rolex on His television show
    Would Jesus wear a rolex on His television show

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  • Been there
    Been there

    A Timex..............It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.

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  • RubyTuesday
    RubyTuesday 

    He would'nt wear one. God tells him when its time to do stuff.
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  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    I don't wear watches anymore but I have a Swatch Watch I used to wear all the time.

    Thanks for asking!!!!!!

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  • JH
    JH

    It's not a good idea for Jesus to wear a watch, because when he changes time zones some often each day, he would have to reset his watch to local time.

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  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    I don't know about the brand; I just wish he had a watch that told him that its now 88 YEARS into his Reign as KING and he hasn't done a goddamn thing yet.

    WAKE UP you dumb ass! its time to do something!! HELLO!! HELLO!! is anybody in there?? CUCKOO CUCKOO! Wake-up call! Its time for the lazy-ass King of the Kingdom to get off his pimply fat ass and just DO SOMETHING!!!!

    Pope

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