Jokes

by fairy 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • fairy
    fairy

    Some of you may have heard these before..............................................................

    In bible times, who was the biggest woman?

    The woman of samaria (some area)

    Where is cannabalism mentioned in the bible?

    two kings ate one (2 kings 8:1)

    Did you know moses had a motorbike?

    The roar of his triumph was heard throughout the land

    Who was the smallest man in the bible?

    knee high miah (nehamiah)

    Did you know moses wore a wig?

    sometimes he went out with hair on (aaron), and sometimes he didnt.

  • Mary
    Mary

    I heard one once:

    who had the stretchiest skin in the bible?

    I can't remember their name but they tied their ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem!! LOL!!

  • dannyboy
    dannyboy

    Fairy,

    Thanks for the chuckles.

    Actually, there's one smaller man than knee-high-miah.....Who? The guy in the Bible who slept on his watch.......get it? pretty tiny, I'd say.....

    ---Dan

  • dannyboy
    dannyboy

    Fairy,

    There's a "jokes and humor" section of the forum, BTW.

    ---Dan

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