by LB 4 Replies latest jw friends
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an agnostic?
Someone who calls at your door, but doesn't really know why.
What do you get when you cross a JW with a Hells Angel?
Someone that calls on your door and tells you to F off
What do you get with you cross a JW with an atheist?
Someone that calls on your door and doesn't know why
I'm sure there are many more, but these came to mind.
Jehovah Witness Jokes
Yes...I certainly was.
LB, those remind me of the Rodney Dangerfield one. He grabs his tie and says "No respect! I tell ya I get no respect! The other day two Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door. They slammed it in MY face!"
I actually laughed at some of the jokes on this website:
http://www.virushead.net/jwhumor.html
I'll post a few...
Jehovah's Witness Computer Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.
I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.
- Flip Wilson While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
- Gene Spafford What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell. What do you get when you cross a Mafia soldier with a Jehovah's Witness?
Lots of converts. What does Hannibal Lector call a Jehovah's Witness? Free delivery!
- Jay Leno I could never be a Jehovah's Witness... I didn't see the accident. As far as I know, Jehovah didn't hit anybody.
- Greg Taylor My Avon lady just became a Jehovah's Witness. That may not mean much to you, but it saves me one more trip to the door.
- George Carlin
I saw justice in action today for the first time ever. I went out for breakfast this morning with my girlfriend, saw a Jehovah's Witness lock himself out of his own house. Kept ringing the bell.
- Lou Eisen
Do you know what it's like to have one already in the house?
- Julie Barr (comedian) about her sister, a JW
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light! Ask a Jehovah's Witness: If Jesus were in the hospital and needed an operation, could he get a blood transfusion from God? I learned something the other day. I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.
- Bruce Clark
Heres one... A Jehovah's Witness came to my door. I invited him in and said ok what do you want to tell me. He said I don't know I never made it this far!!!
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