Ted Jaracz and his driver were going to Watchtower farm and were passing a farm owned by an apostate. A pig jumped out in the road suddenly. The driver tried to get out of the way, but he hit him. He went in the farm to explain what had happened. He came out with a beer, a cigar, and a tons of money. Ted saw this and said, "My God, what did you tell them?" The driver replied, "I told them that I'm Ted Jaracz driver and I just killed the pig.
Ted Jaracz and the Pig
by WildTurkey 3 Replies latest social humour
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OUTLAW
Hey WildTurkey,It`s a good thing I was`nt drinking something when I read this.I would have spit it all over the keyboard..LOL!.Thats funny man...OUTLAW
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WildTurkey
An apostate walked into a cowboy bar in New York City and ordered a beer just as Ted Jaracz
walked by the window . After a few sips, he looked out the window and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the Apostate was finishing his beer, JR Brown Walked by the window. "He's a horse's ass too," the man said. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "You cowboys must like Jws !"
"Nope," the bartender replied. "We like horses!" -
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