by ColdRedRain 5 Replies latest jw friends
One day while I was on the phone with one of my friends, we came up with the dumbest idea. The idea was "Neo-Uranianism". Simply put, the modern-day worship of Uranus. We now worship the Greek god Uranus. (Don't chuckle).
Anyways, the church only has 2 members, but it's growing quickly.
I just thought you'd like to know.
Do you shun people who don't go regularly, do you need a suit, a 4 door car, can you wear a beard, can you celebrate christmas....
So like, you meet chicks by saying, "I worship Uranus"?
The idea was "Neo-Uranianism". Simply put, the modern-day worship of Uranus.
Oh, well, at least some people worship some part of mine.
What abour yours?
No, we don't shun people, as for cars, the church founder rides a bike to his hangout spots, so that issue hasn't come up yet, I wear a goatee and the members usually wear all black, ala gothic style.
And yes, I do try to meet chicks by saying "I worship Uranus".
Gets me slapped most of the time, but when I explain it to a girl, she chuckles and thinks it's cute.
Did you know that there is a faint ring around uranus?
