Welcome to the NEW WORLD DINER

by Scorpion 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
    (a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER

    ENTREES

    Shrimp Creole
    Trinitarian Roast
    Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
    Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat in due season, of course!
    Jehovah Jiros
    Filet of No Sole
    Chicken ala Kingdom
    Elder Burgers
    Wild Beast Stew

    APPETIZERS

    Society Soup
    Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons)
    Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing)

    SIDE DISHES

    Russell Potato Chips
    Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
    No Cross Buns
    Franz Fries
    Retried Human Beans
    Spicy Gehenna Chili
    Passed Over Memorial Bread

    DESSERTS

    Pioneer Upsidedown Cake
    Arch Angels Food Cake
    Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
    Apostate Pops
    Pagan Pudding
    Date Bread Surprise
    Prophet in a Sense Cakes

    BEVERAGES

    1925 Shun Shine Punch
    1914 Watchtower Rose'
    New Light Beer

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.

    Hope you can come!

    JW

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    hehe..

    very funny

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Can I order a large slice of Humble Pie and a bucket of sh_t for my fly

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