A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.
First - The bartender is a blonde girl.
Second - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
Third - I'm a 6 feet tall,200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
Fifth -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
alfie
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yet another blonde joke
by alfie 3 Replies latest social humour
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alfie
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lauralisa
I don't get it!
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truthseeker1
LOL, good one
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Mac
Alfie
Very funny, I like it!
mac