Things To Do.....

by Utopian_Raindrops 2 Replies latest social humour

• 

  Utopian_Raindrops

  Hope this gives you all a little chuckle

  10 things to do in department store
  
  1. Have a trail of apple juice leading to the toilets.
  
  2. While in the change rooms yell out, "We need more
  toilet paper in here."
  
  3. Set all the clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
  
  4. While handling the guns in the sport section ask the
  clerk if they come with anti depressant pills.
  
  5. Hide in cloths racks and when some one is looking
  through them jump out and yell, "Pick me! Pick me!"
  
  6. Duck and dodge suspiciously while humming the tune to
  Mission Impossible.
  
  7. Set up a tent in sporting and tell people that they
  can only come in if they bring pillows from Manchester.
  
  8. Place the cones that say "slippery when wet" on
  carpet areas.
  
  9. When a store clerk asks if they can help you lay on
  the ground and scream, "Why won't you people leave me
  alone?!"
  
  10. When a message comes over the speaker crouch in the
  fetal position and rock back and forth while saying,
  "Why won't these voices stop!"
• 

  hippikon

  Have a trail of apple juice leading to the toilets . Sounds like a good one for the KH
• 

  larc

  I have a true story to tell you. We have a local stand up comic that lives in our neighborhood. My wife and I have gotten to know him well over the years. One day my wife was going down the aisle in the local grocery store, and was the only one in the aisle. Our comic friend came into the store and went into the manager's station and on the loud speaker he said, "Woman in aisle four is stuffing canned goods into her coat pockets." My wife looked up and realized she was the only person in aisle four, and got a feeling of panic, until it dawned her as to who was on the PA system, then she got a grin.