Would This Count as a Return Visit?

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  • Funchback
    Funchback

    My other question is this: Since when did Kingdom Halls have Janitor's? Cell Phone Leads To Dead Bodies Police Search For Answers A ringing cell phone led to the discovery of two dead men on Detroit's west side on Tuesday.

    The bodies were discovered in a parked car behind a Jehovah's Witness hall on Puritan Street. The janitor of the hall reportedly heard a cell phone ringing, which led to his discovery of the two men.

    The victims were shot multiple times -- one was slumped over on the passenger seat and the other was laid across the back seat, according to police.

    Police believe the men were shot somewhere else and taken to the discovery location as neighbors did not report hearing any gunshots.

    The bodies of the two men were partially decomposed and police say they may have been dead for days.

    Police have not identified the victims, but they reported the vehicle was registered to an owner, Local 4 reported.

    Police told the station they plan to visit the car owner's home in hopes to find out more information on the double homicide.

    http://www.clickondetroit.com/det/news/stories/news-182974020021210-101249.html

  • Scully
    Scully

    Bethel thug: Frankie, what did we tell youze about giving away Watchtowers and Awake!s without mentioning the "voluntary" "donation" "arrangement"??

    Frankie: Gee Lenny, I know weez been ova it a bazillion times awreddy, but it feels so dirty to aks da householdas for money. Ain't we spozed to "receive free" and "give free"??

    Bethel thug: How DARE you quote "Jesus" to me!! <slap> Wait'll the CO hearzabout dis. <smack>

    Frankie: No!! No!! Please don't tell the CO!! I really wanna be appointed Ministerial Servant at the next visit!!

    Bethel thug: Wit an attitude like yours??? Don't make me LAUGH Frankie!! You'll never even get to be an Auxiliary Pioneer..... as a matter of fact, to quote our Master..... "Truly I tell you comma, Today you will be with me in Paradise".

    Frankie: Hey!! The comma is supposed to come after "Today"

    BLAM BLAM BLAM <gunfire>

    Bethel thug: Not for you, it don't. <blows smoke from barrel of 9mm>

    Love, Scully

    Edited by - Scully on 10 December 2002 16:32:8

  • TR
    TR
    The bodies were discovered in a parked car behind a Jehovah's Witness hall on Puritan Street

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

    TR- schlong reduction surgery class

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Your article appears to be a spoof of the real article that I saw the other day:

    Cell Phone Leads To Dead Bodies
    Police Search For Answers

    A ringing cell phone led to the discovery of two dead men in the back row of a Jehovah's Witness assembly hall on Detroit's west side on Tuesday.

    The bodies were discovered in a dimly lit part of the assembly hall on Puritan Street. The janitor of the hall reportedly heard a cell phone ringing, which led to his discovery of the two men.

    The victims had apparently died of boredom -- one was slumped over his brief case, and the other was reclining with his song book over his face, according to police. Since this is the typical position for convention attendees, they may have been unnoticed for months.

    Police believe the men were dozing during a circuit assembly and gradually slipped into a comatose state.

    The bodies of the two men were partially decomposed and police say they may have been dead for most of the service year. A local elder reported, "It doesn't matter how long they were dead, we still count them as active publishers."

    Police believe there may be others who have died similarly, but they are currently unable to distinguish them from regular attendees.

    Edited by - RunningMan on 10 December 2002 16:40:11

  • NameWithheld
    NameWithheld

    <wipes tears from eyes> That was some funny &%*^ RunningMan!!!!

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    RunningMan is a NUT!

  • Scully
    Scully

    *sigh*

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Scully...

    I know you won't believe me but I meant to comment on your reply. It was HILARIOUS!

    Did ennywun eva tell ya that you shoulda been a writer for da Godfahder moovies?

  • Scully
    Scully

    Funchie:

    I believe ya, buddy. I've just been having a crummy day and felt kind of disappointed that my attempt at humour didn't seem to make anyone laugh.

    Love, Scully

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