Twas the Night Before Christmas...Old Santa was Pissed!
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungreatful little jerks...
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year. Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves wnat more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS!
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--They all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits!
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembing dolls..their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo-yos--No request for them
They want computers and robots...like I'm IBM!
Flying through the air..dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quiting this job..there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde, I'm goin' south for the season!
This was just too funny NOT to share! lol!
hugs, queenie