12 DAYS OFCHRISTMAS THE USA's NEW VERSION! :)

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    THE INCOMEPASSIONATE DISCONSERATIVES

    12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

    Dec. 2002 by L. Ayers

    On the 1st day of Christmas

    My President gave to Iraq...

    A great BIG, dirty nuke up the ass!

    On the 2nd day of Christmas

    My President gave to the USA...

    $12+ Billion in budget cuts

    And a great BIG, dirty nuke up the Ass!

    On the 3rd day of Christmas

    My President gave to the folks on Social Security

    1.4 % annual cost of living increase

    $12+ Billion in budget cuts

    And a great Big, dirty NUKE up the ASS!

    On the 4th day of Christmas

    My President gave to the state of Cali.

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 5th day of Christmas

    My President gave to the Chinese

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 6th day of Christmas

    My President gave to the Black Panthers & the Jewish Defense League

    6 Crosses aflamin

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 7th day of Christmas

    My President gave to the citizens of the USA

    7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine

    6 Crosses aflamin

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 8th day of Christmas

    My President gave to his Ho Condoleza...

    8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores

    7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine

    6 Crosses aflamin

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 9th day of Christmas

    My President gave to his wife...

    9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes

    8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores

    7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine

    6 Crosses aflamin

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 10th day of Christmas

    My President gave to his V.P. Chaney...

    10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds

    9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes

    8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores

    7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine

    6 Crosses aflamin

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 11th day of Christmas

    My President gave to his buddy Billy G...

    11 Born-again, teenage prostitutes cell phone numbers

    10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds

    9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes

    8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores

    7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine

    6 Crosses aflamin

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

    On the 12th day of Christmas

    My President gave to ME...

    12 shares of Enron

    11 Born-again, teenage prostitutes cell phone numbers

    10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds

    9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes

    8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores

    7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine

    6 Crosses aflamin

    5 offers theya couldnta refusa

    160% P G & E monthly rate increase

    1.4% annual cost of living increase

    $12 + Billion in budget cuts

    And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!

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