THE INCOMEPASSIONATE DISCONSERATIVES
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Dec. 2002 by L. AyersOn the 1st day of Christmas
My President gave to Iraq...
A great BIG, dirty nuke up the ass!
On the 2nd day of Christmas
My President gave to the USA...
$12+ Billion in budget cuts
And a great BIG, dirty nuke up the Ass!
On the 3rd day of Christmas
My President gave to the folks on Social Security
1.4 % annual cost of living increase
$12+ Billion in budget cuts
And a great Big, dirty NUKE up the ASS!
On the 4th day of Christmas
My President gave to the state of Cali.
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 5th day of Christmas
My President gave to the Chinese
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 6th day of Christmas
My President gave to the Black Panthers & the Jewish Defense League
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 7th day of Christmas
My President gave to the citizens of the USA
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 8th day of Christmas
My President gave to his Ho Condoleza...
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 9th day of Christmas
My President gave to his wife...
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 10th day of Christmas
My President gave to his V.P. Chaney...
10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 11th day of Christmas
My President gave to his buddy Billy G...
11 Born-again, teenage prostitutes cell phone numbers
10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!
On the 12th day of Christmas
My President gave to ME...
12 shares of Enron
11 Born-again, teenage prostitutes cell phone numbers
10 lbs. of horse meat ala Mc Ds
9 rolls of designer, perfumed butt wipes
8 Big, burning, puss-filled lip sores
7 tainted strains of smallpox vaccine
6 Crosses aflamin
5 offers theya couldnta refusa
160% P G & E monthly rate increase
1.4% annual cost of living increase
$12 + Billion in budget cuts
And a Great BIG dirty Nuke up the ass!