Despair

by Introspection 7 Replies latest watchtower medical

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  Introspection

  www.despair.com
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  cellomould

  Intro,

  That was some of the funniest friggin' bullcrap I have seen in a long time!

  Since I leave for Hawaii on Monday, over the weekend I think I will sabotage the office computers with Despair.com wallpaper.

  Thanks for the laughs

  cellmould
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  Scully

  Intro:

  You had me worried!! I was thinking "Is Intro OK???"

  Some of these are actually quite funny:

  http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1715_16845833

  http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1715_7503994

  http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1715_14165071

  http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1715_16721530

  Thanks for sharing.

  Love, Scully
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  riz

  intro that site is hilarious! thanks!
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  SPAZnik

  i'm crying i'm laffing so hard. thx intro!
  
  SPAZ
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  Robdar

  Those were hilarious! I liked this one best:

  
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  breeze

  Gloom, despair, and agony on me! (WOE!)

  Deep, dark depression, excessive misery! (WOE!)

  If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. (WOE!)

  Gloom, despair, and agony on me!

  More heehaw crap....

  Where oh where are you tonight?
  Why did you leave me here all alone?
  I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
  But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.
  
  You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
  You were just scattered all over the place.
  I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
  I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.
  
  I went to your house at three in the morning.
  You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
  You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
  If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.
  
  I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher.
  Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
  But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
  How do you eat apples through a picket fence?
  
  When I picked you up for our date last weekend.
  You looked so pretty in your satin and lace.
  But when I bent over and started to kiss you,
  you popped a pimple all over my face!

  Keeping it lighter......
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  ugg

  GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!! here i was already to give some kind words and encouragement!!!! hahahahahahaha....glad they were not needed.....good one!