Ted Jaracz is visiting a circuit assembly and all the Jws are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up in the hall way hoping for a personal greeting from Bro Jaracz. One Elder has put on his best suit and he's sure that Ted will stop and talk to him. He is standing next to an exceptionally down-trodden looking brother who doesn't smell very good.
As Ted comes walking by he leans over and says something to the Poor brother and then walks right by the Elder. He can't believe it, then it hits him. Ted won't talk to him, he's concerned for the unfortunate people: the poor and feeble ones.
Thinking fast, he gives the poor brother $20 to trade clothes with him. He puts on the poor brothers clothing and runs down the hall to line up for another chance for Ted to stop and talk to him. Sure enough, Ted walks right up to him this time, leans over close and says "I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!"
Jaracz and the Elder
by WildTurkey 3 Replies latest social humour
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WildTurkey
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ScoobySnax
Hmmm....yeah.........Where d'ya steal that one from and substitute the original for the Ted J./elder lines?....oh wait maybe you didn't....................NEXT.................
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MegaDude
LOL, Wild.
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Prisca
Has Ted J denied saying this to the brother? Has he? Can anyone confirm/deny it? Hmmm...???
Well then..... TED MUST BE GUILTY THEN....
(looking around to see if "onthego" has read this thread )
Prisca, of the Yes-I-Know-This-Was-Posted-On-A-Joke-Thread