We all know that JWs don't vote, but hypothetically, who would Jehovah or the GB vote for and why?
Who would Jehovah Vote For In 2016?
by BashfulAshG 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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freemindfade
Dionysus -
adjusted knowledge
What country and what election?
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FayeDunaway
Huckabee -
Mephis
Someone like this here in Britain.
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BashfulAshG
USA, presidential. -
James Mixon
Donald Trump. He speaks without thinking, everyone is below him especially
women and he would be a great GB member..
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freemindfade
I retract dionysus
YHWH the all knowing desert god, with his eternal wisdom and justice would Vote for ...
Bill Clinton
no... he's not running, but its god we are talking about here. He can do what he wants, and i think he knows we need more BJ's in the oval office and such to get this country back on track!
Actually Old Testament God would vote for ISIS new testament god.. Bill Clinton
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Brighid
I don't know of any totalitarian, fascist, big brother types running on the Theocratic party ticket at least here in the Western world, so I'm stumped. -
_Morpheus
Trick question. The desert god of the hebrews is petty and jealous. He tells us so specifically. He would only vote for himself and would kill anyone who didnt vote for him.