A Chinese XMAS Tale

On a beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee, were sitting on the ocean shore.

Overhead was a romantic full moon. Huan Cho said, "Hey Baby, lets play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now. Let s just look at the moon," said Jung Lee.

"Oh, cmon Baby, I wanna play Weeweechu with you. You know I love you, and its the perfect time," said Huan Cho.

She said,"But Id rather just hold hands and watch the moon."

He pleaded, "Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

She looked at him and said, "Okay, lets play Weeweechu!"

Huan Cho grabbed...................................

his guitar and began to sing..................................

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"Weeweechu a MERRY CHRISTMAS,

Weeweechu a MEERY CHRISTMAS,

Weeweechu a MERRY CHRISTMAS, .................and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Pope (of the What-were-YOU-thinking? class)

Here is one for Beck -

What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run from the law?

A small medium at large....

Pope

Vat wus velly velly farnie...you velly farnie boy pope.

For you is chinese proverbs:

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.

When lady say `no she mean `perhaps when she say `perhaps she mean `yes but when she say `yes, she not a lady.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Television never replace old reliable key hole.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...

Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring.