Millions Now Living Will Never Die

by professor 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • professor
    professor

    ...as long as they use these magnets!

    And you thought it was a far fetched idea!

    Edited by - professor on 18 December 2002 23:45:46

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    I am going to order one for my mother....then, 50 years from now, I can tell her Armageddon did happen in 1975!!

    Then I will have to take it away....I will need it.

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Do you get DF'd if you stop using the magnets? Do you have to get baptised or something like that to make it work?

    Ken P.

  • RubyTuesday
    RubyTuesday

    Wow...what a stocking stuffer! Wonder if i can buy stock in the company.

    Edited by - rubytuesday on 18 December 2002 16:5:17

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    So, let me see. People laughed at Einstein, and he turned out to be right. Therefore, if people laugh at Chiu, he must also be right. That's logical enough to be in a Watchtower.

    Actually, I don't recall Einstein or Edison being laughed at.

  • RandomTask
    RandomTask

    Laughing at Edison and Einstein, Ha Ha!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Here is his solution to world peace...

    Consolidate the strongest countries like USA, China, Russia, and Japan into one corporation. These countries can no longer declare war against each other.

    Yup... that's it! All you have to do is create a new super-corporation and all of the sudden everyone will decide that they can get along.

    I wonder, if JWs and Apostates were to form a new corporation together, would we all suddenly decide to get along?

  • professor
    professor
    Actually, I don't recall Einstein or Edison being laughed at.

    These people were all considered as 'crazy mad men' before they became famous. :)

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Last year I foolishly turned my back on some medical equipment that looked very much like those magnets.

    After that colonoscopy, I felt a 100 years older.

    See, it works! LOL

    Craig

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