If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the strips on all of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers. This virus
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank and cause your toilet to flush
while you're in the shower.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows
95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will
not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
you.
Send this warning to everyone.
Virus warning....must read!!!!!!!!!
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gumby
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butalbee
LMAO. Gumby, hunny, I missed ya.
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rocky220
@ gumby!!!!!!!!....rocky220