I just had a funny come across my head, what's really more dangerous than dealing with a female JW with PMS at your door?
*KNOCK! KNOCK*
Male Home Owner: *Opens Door* "Yes?"
Female JW: "Hello, my name is Gloria and this is my friend Amy. We're one of the Jehovah's Witnesses and we're here in the neighborhood to share the good news about Jehovah's New Kingdom...
Male Home Owner: *Interrupts* "I'm not really interested...."
JW Gloria: "WHAT???!! NOT INTERESTED??!!! I walked what seemed like ten freaking miles throughout this whole Jehovah forsaken neighborhood in these Jehovah forsaken shoes with my Jehovah forsaken blisters for Jehovah forsaken hours to share the Jehovah forsaken good news while I come to your door and you have the gall to tell me YOU. ARE. NOT. INTERESTED???!!!"
****STUFFS THE WATCHTOWER MAGAZINE IN THE HOME OWNER'S THROAT AND STOMPS HER FEET BACK OUT TO THE STREET****
*****JW Amy's jaw drops to the ground*****
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Come on ladies, there must be some great PMS story you once had while out Pioneering! SHARE!
****Ducking from all the rotten lettuce and tomatos*****