It's been great weather on Viking planet. It's cold and raining. Snow's melting, and everyone's doubling over while walking on ice; friction is king. I'm looking out of the window and wondering where all the warmth have gone... but we've seen worse days. Gud bless the Vikings...
+15C / 59F This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in
Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10C / 50F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norwvegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5C / 41F
Italian cars won't start.
The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0C / 32F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5C / 23F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.
-10C / 14F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20C / -4F The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30C / -22F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40C / -40F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50C / -58F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training waiting real winter weather.
-70C / -94F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
-183C / -297.4F Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norwegians cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273C / -459.4F
ALL atomic and subatomic particle movent halts.
The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."
-300C / -508F
Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
Edited by - hurt on 19 December 2002 12:52:25