According to Watchtower Nuns are disgusting masturbators
by Watchtower-Free 9 Replies latest social humour
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James Mixon
If they don't masturbate they will blow up, my God don't they know that. -
Diogenesister
Sorry could someone describe this picture for me I've gone blind..😜 -
Dumplin
Look - we all know everyone needs a release for their stress. What really used to stress me out when i was a kid was when my uncle used to sit on my chest and blow into my nose.
And think about it - nuns are typically women, so they are empty inside according to the WT - plus they're Catholic - so they already got two strikes against them when they step up to the plate. Trying to put a restriction on their masturbatory privileges will just make them feel paralyzed and will lead to greater problems.
I think the real focus should be on 'drunk women'. When you have a masturbation exacerbation problem - the nuns are just going to turn to alcohol and that will ruin it for the rest of us because there is nothing worse than a drunk nun (or woman for that matter) in a pub. They get really loud and high pitched screechy sounding like minnie mouse. I say let the nuns masturbate.
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oppostate
I'm sure the Order of worldwide Bethel workers has the same statistics of chronic masturbators if not even higher. -
JustVisting
"...and many nuns are reported to be homosexshuls"-WT 9/15/73 -
never a jw
"Another motivating force to help one to break the habit [of masturbating] may be the desire to be of greater service in the Christian congregation." Wt 9/15/1973
How do they manage to always end up with the same solution. Preaching and privileges is JW's panacea.
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umbertoecho
Diogenesister39 minutes ago
Sorry could someone describe this picture for me I've gone blind..😜Me too!! -
Sabin
Oh shit, i`m a mentally deranged person & i didnt know. Thanks WT -
Vidiot
"According to Watchtower Nuns are disgusting masturbators..."
Well, they'd know what to look for.