So I just smoked a cigar, then came back into the office to wash it down with some bourbon... for whatever reason I was telling cappy what I smell like now, here is the list, please add your own
fmf:
I smell like an old leather chair in a civl war era library
Like a ww2 bomber jacket that saw combat
Like John Wayne's hat
Cappy:
Like WC Fields @$$
Like Monica Lewinsky
fmf:
Like Chuck Norris' Jock Strap
Like the desk in the Oval Office
Cappy:
Like Joan River's Corpse
FMF:
Like Ronda Rousey's punching bag
Cappy:
Like Larry Kings suspenders (lmao!)
FMF:
Like Sam Elliots Mustache
Cappy:
Like OJ Simpson's glove that didn't fit
FMF:
Like the guest bedroom at the playboy mansion
Like an old leather football helmet
Like Steve McQueens racing gloves
Cappy:
A Mcdonalds quarter pounder with cheese from last week on the floor of the back seat of your mercedes
Like the gimp from pulp fiction
FMF:
Like clint eastwoods body wash
I smell like Indiana Jones looks
Cappy:
Like Han Solo's vest
Rocky Balboa's knuckles
Like Marin Brando's Tuxedo
FMF:
Like Charles Taze Russel's Bible
Like Judge Rutherford's Caddy....
Like Dan Bilzerian's life