Christmas Carols (funny ones)

Mulan

I just had to share this. From my crazy cousin, who was smart enough to never be a dub.

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..

Sentinel

Mulan, thanks for sharing. I am still laughing out loud.

Princess

I love the OCD version of Jingle Bells. That was funny!

Vitameatavegamin

" Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg................The bat-mobile lost it's wheel and the Joker got away"!

"Deck the halls with Santa's Balls".........................................Fa la la la la---la la la la

Just some good old grade school christmas carols.

Merry Christmas---Vita

TresHappy

I always loved "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy. Funny, funny song.

I look forward to hearing it every year on the radio.

blondie

The Twelve Days Of Texas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve yellow roses
eleven blueblonnets
ten gallon hats
nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree

Or these opening lines from children

DECK THE HALLS:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...

WE THREE KINGS:
We three kings of porridge and tar..
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me..

WINTER WONDERLAND:
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN:
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...

THE FIRST NOEL:
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim...

RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER:
Olive, the other reindeer...
You'll go down in listerine!

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN:
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say...

SILENT NIGHT:
Sleep in heavenly peas...

JINGLE BELLS:
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...

OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL:
Come, froggy faithful...

Edited by - Blondie on 22 December 2002 22:36:11

DakotaRed

Tres, he did a follow up to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" called "Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Off of Santa."

In Vietnam, not an area noted for it's Christmas spirit, we had our own version of the Jingle Bells chorus;

Jingle bells, mortar shells, VC in the grass, Take your Merry Christmas and shove it up your ***

Lew W