Christmas Morning, The Elders Come Knocking!

by Yizuman 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Yizuman
    Yizuman

    Any of you ex-jdubs get hit by the "sheparding" call this Christmas morning yet?

    Just wondering and I haven't seen a post about it just yet.

    Yizuman
    ~Proud to be a well educated deaf individual. What's your problem?~

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Hahaha! If they did my sister and I slept through it as we both have the flu and slept in till after 1 PM. If it happened to alot of others I wouldn't be surprised.

    ~Aztec

  • nightwarrior
    nightwarrior

    ATTENTION PEOPLE.

    Dont be surprised if they check your refuse bins for evidence (EMPTY BOXES) POSSIBLY PRESENTS TO FAMILY, a dead give away be wary of leaving evidence around if your still associated or on the fringe ,why not burn them ,the boxes i mean or take them down the tip.

    have a nice holiday.

    SANTA .

    Edited by - NIGHTWARRIOR on 25 December 2002 20:2:24

  • Yizuman
    Yizuman
    ATTENTION PEOPLE.

    Dont be surprised if they check your refuse bins for evidence (EMPTY BOXES) POSSIBLY PRESENTS TO FAMILY, a dead give away be wary of leaving evidence around if your still associated or on the fringe ,why not burn them ,the boxes i mean or take them down the tip.

    have a nice holiday.

    SANTA .

    Good tip Santa!

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    One of the advantages to living out in the country and having a woodstove. All of that stuff makes great kindling. I'm not really worried, though. In the 10 years we've lived here, the only JWs I've seen have been the ones delivering the "special tract" a couple of years ago....and they drove from house to house and performed a "push-bell-stuff-tract-run-like-hell" mission.

  • mrs rocky2
    mrs rocky2

    The thought crossed my mind that since Christmas fell on Wednesday, the biggest field service day for the local KH, we might have a visit from the congregation. Townfolk around here have made it known they don't want the WT in their face on their favorite holiday. So they would be looking for something less threatening to do. But no one came knocking at our door, or even down our road (we're the only ones on our road). No phone calls from our nosey JW family either. So another year spent happily with our children.

    Mrs Rocky

  • Yizuman
    Yizuman

    Hmm, wouldn't be too surprised if they came knocking the day AFTER x-mas.

    They can tend to be unpredicatable at times.

    Yizuman
    ~Proud to be a well educated deaf individual. What's your problem?~

  • TR
    TR

    Hopefully, this sign on my front door will discourage them:

  • No Apologies
    No Apologies

    Checking trash bins? That's pretty low, even for these guys. I guess then would be a good time to have a camera ready. And then confront them, tell them to get lost before you call the police.

  • gumby
    gumby

    here's what you do next time you hear about them calling on Christmas day,

    Leave a note on the door that says....'.to the "brothers" I am sorry I couldn't be here today but the fire in my bones and my burning zeal for Jehovah of Armies has eaten me alive today. I know I am not a publisher but I could not see any harm in standing in front of the department stores with a sign that says..."christmas is pagan....your going to burn sinners". I feel just like Zechariah,ezekiel, and isaiah....I....I can't explain it.....anyways....please call me.

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