IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

by GodZoo 4 Replies latest social entertainment

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  GodZoo

  IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

  
  1. You can't count your hair.
  2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
  3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
  
  Put your tongue back in fool!!!
  
  
  10 Things I know about you...
  
  1) You are reading this.
  2) You are human.
  3) You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
  4) You just attempted to do it.
  6) You're laughing at yourself.
  7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped #5.
  8) You just checked to see if there is a #5.
  9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
  10) You are probably going to re-post this somewhere to see who else falls for it ()
  
  Let me know if you fell for it! :)
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  SafeAtHome

  And as the late, talented, comical song writer and singer Roger Miller said, "You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd". Your post made me think of that song. Thanks, now I have that song in my head and I am showing my age.
  
  
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  C0ntr013r

  Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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  Dumplin

  IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

  You can't reason with a JW.

  i don't know how you could miss the most obvious one. lol

  they're completely unwilling to compromise...they're like a three year old.
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  brandnew

  My empty beer mug.....filling itself up ..again☺