Wanna Be Free? Lose Your Mind!

by metatron 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Looking for a good way to escape the Watchtower?

    Go nuts! This works especially well for women. You have PMS,
    multiple personalities, depression, 'female troubles', etc.

    Go to a therapist and establish your new identity. Get sympathy
    from your brainwashed Witness relatives - instead of antipathy.

    Hey, it worked very well for David - it can work for you!
    Even elders will leave you alone - and might avoid ever df'ing
    a person with mental troubles (talk about suicide to them)

    If you are desperate, it might be a slick way out!

    metatron

  • Celia
    Celia

    Metatron,

    I always read your posts, love them.... I am curious... Are you a He or a She ? A He I would say. Where do you live? How old are you? What are your hobbies? (beside posting on JWD)... Married, children ? what's your favorite pizza topping ?

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    LOL @ Celia, are you turning this into a single's thread???

  • moreisbetter
    moreisbetter

    One of my 2003 resolutions was to speak my mind. Before I put this into practice by responding to your coments, would you please clarify your remarks? I don't want to start by being hasty. Thank you in advance

    Theresa

    (of the i'm a female, been on the couch, been there, done that, but didn't get the freaking t-shirt class!)

  • Celia
    Celia

    Joy, no, I am not ... I just have always been curious about Metatron... After all, he's been posting great stuff here for so long, and we don't know anything about him, at least I don't... Do you know the answers to my questions Joy ?

    BTW, i really was not intending to highjack the thread, sorry Metatron...

    Edited by - Celia on 1 January 2003 19:55:48

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    nope, sorry.

  • johnny cip
    johnny cip

    as for acting retarted;etc... i can state for a fact ,that many of the newer jw's in co-op city bronx are ones i went to school with ,and many were in the special education classes.... you know the retart class or to be politically correct the mentally challanged kids... i see very clearly how the jw's have to go to the bottom of the population to get ones mentally lacking enough to get new members it's sad but that's what i see the wt has stooped too..in the name of god...john

  • Michael3000
    Michael3000

    Works for me!

    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

    [ http://www.crankyank.com/gallery/?album=Special%20Ed&image=specialed.jpg& ;]

    Edited by - Michael3000 on 2 January 2003 16:19:54

    Edited by - Michael3000 on 2 January 2003 16:20:17

  • madison149
    madison149

    I have actually considered this, so now that I see I'm not the first to think of it, maybe I'll give it a try. I am seeing a therapist already, just to try to sort out some feelings, but if I could pull off faking a real disorder, maybe that would be my way out. Seriously!!! I know a woman who had a hysterectomy, then later got an "unscriptural divorce" and remarried even though she wasn't "free". Some witnesses I know said "she had a hysterectomy and lost her mind!" So the mental health/female thing could work I suppose. I'm so desperate, I'm to the point where I'm considering ANYTHING. I even told my husband maybe if i got pregnant again, i could miss all the meetings for a couple years (difficult pregnancy, difficult recovery, difficult newborn/toddler). Isn't that terrible?!!!! I'm really desperate, and really crazy, and really almost to the point that i wouldn't have to FAKE a mental illness!

    Anyway, thanks for a great post and a great idea.

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