OMG!!! Guardians of the Doctrine!!! LOL!!!!!

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  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    LOL!!!! OMG!! Sorry for posting so much today, but I just went to the "Imitate WT Jewsus" convention and now I'm drinking.

    So...

    #1) I told my wife that she has no personal beliefs. She merely "believes" whatever the current doctrine is. Her "beliefs" are not her own. Needless to say, this did not go over to well. Then at the RC, a GB helper announces the new/recycled Jesus book. He says, "This book also contains our current doctrinal understanding." OOOHHHHH!!!! SNAP!!!

    I chuckle out loud! She becomes so pissed!! How dare I fail to do obeisance to a GB Helper?? LOL!! OH SHIT, he quotes me, word for word!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!

    #2) Concerning the OP, G-Jacko says the GB are the Guardians Of The Doctrine!! Hee-hee-hee!!! HAHAHHA!! LOL!!!

    Could someone PLEASE photo-shop the GB in a Guardians of the Galaxy spoof?? I would love you forever!!

    DD

  • dubstepped
    dubstepped
    You'll notice that they aren't guardians of the Bible, or God's Word, or "The Truth", but of " The Doctrine". Gotta stick to your doctrinal guns, unless of course the time has passed for your false prophecies.
  • dubstepped
    dubstepped

    Oh, and here's the pic you requested. I didn't make it, but I'll take the love, lol.

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/426830001/guardians-doctrine-illustrated?page=1&size=10

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    OMG!!! Guardians of the Doctrine!!!

    Where do they live, The Palace of Righteous Justice?

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    As soon as Jackson said "Guardians of doctrine" I had a mental flash of Chris Pratt cranking up his middle finger from the movie "Guardians of the Galaxy".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvJXf8aEVRA

  • cha ching
    cha ching

    LONG LIVE THE APOSTATE UNIVERSE!

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