Q: How many JW's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 6,000,013 -- 13 Governing Body members to put in an old burned-out light, and 6,000,000 to believe that it is a new light.
How many JWs does it take to....
by Elsewhere 7 Replies latest social humour
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refiners fire
13 to take the light they used twenty years ago out of the storage cupbard.
6000000 to forget that its a second hand light.
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ugg
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..good one.
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SYN
One writer in the Writing Department, and possibly a highly motivated Governing Body Member. Oh, and Jehover, for inspiration.
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aojumper
Elsewhere,
That is the best Joke I have heard in long time, you're the best.
K
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Solace
Dying!!!!
SOOOO FUNNY!
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funkyderek
Q. How many JWs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two, but they must be married and do it in the missionary position! (And it needs to be a pretty big lightbulb)
Edited by - funkyderek on 8 January 2003 9:51:27