Kegdom Ministry School "New Year Edition&q...

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  • Beans
    Beans

    Volume 1 Issue 4

    Is this not a beautiful thing, BEER & WOMEN

    Welcome to edition 4 of "The Kegdom Ministry School". As a new season of Apostfests is yet upon us we must be forthright in preparing our Sisters and Brothers before they get up for there round and be an able body apostate choosing wisley for the flock!

    In the last Kegdom Ministry we were alerted of the beer shortage in Germany, this great tradgedy was averted as Brother Beans was ahead and kept a well stocked fridge of Krombacher for this unplanned emergency.

    Recent News

    One of the great inventions in the modern world is the DRAFT CADDY http://www.draftcaddy.com/

    This handy device is very portable and holds two kegs for your drinking pleasure, I personally have had the pleasure of delivering this product to parties and partaking from this power flowing unit as a member of my hockey team is affiliated with the miracle product.

    Quote of the Month

    My Drinking Team has a Hockey problem!

    WARNING!!!

    Serving Traditional Ciders.

    Depending on facilities and turnover in the pub, cider is usually served from a polypin or similar container on or behind the bar. National brands are usually served through a traditional beer engine with a handpump. Unfortunately, it is not safe to assume that a handpump (or something that looks like one) on the bar means that traditional cider is available. Marketing departments of big cider producers, like those of big brewer are desperate to give draught cider a traditional image, as this is seen to increase sales and give the product premium status.

    BEWARE OF CIDER SERVED THROUGH WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TRADITIONAL HANDPUMP - IT MAY NOT BE THE REAL THING.

    New Year Beer Receipe

    Het Pint

    This beverage is served on New Years Eve in Scotland with haggis, black bun and shortbread. Het Pint may be made with white wine and brandy substituted for the instead ale and whiskey.

    4 pint mild ale
    1 teaspoon grated nutmeg
    1/2 cup granulated sugar
    3 eggs
    1 cup Scotch whiskey

    In a heavy bottomed pan heat ale and nutmeg to just below the boiling point, but be careful not to boil.
    Add sugar and stir until it dissolves.
    Beat eggs until well blended, add stir into beer, stir constantly or the eggs will curdle.
    Add whiskey and heat but still be sure not to boil.
    Pour liquid from saucepan into heated tankards, back and forth and back and forth.
    Continue until the brew is clear and sparkling.

    Ok here is a great German "Altbier"

    http://oasis.realbeer.com/oasisi.php?s=33&c=302&cb=1813646360

    Beans

    Canadian District Overbeer

    Edited by - Beans on 6 January 2003 22:47:5

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  • starfish422
    starfish422

    Hi, Beans, how are things? :)

  • Beans
    Beans

    Things are good fish! How aboot you EH!

    Beans

  • starfish422
    starfish422

    Great! Had an email from Quotes a few weeks ago; if I remember correctly he said your families spend xmas together? How was that?

  • Beans
    Beans

    We did last year, unfortunatley this Xmas wasn't at my house so we weren't pagan together on the 25th but we did go out for our Birthdays!!!

  • starfish422
    starfish422

    Good stuff! If you guys are planning a trip down this way, let me know; we should get together for a coffee. Maybe Hawk would like to join us. :) Take care!

  • heathen
    heathen

    That there was some mighty fine reading .Nothing goes better with beer than hockey and women . I love hockey go stars go woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SLOAN
    SLOAN

    MEN!!!!!!!!!!! lol

    You gotta love `em!!

    (((((((((((((((Beansy)))))))))))))))) Good job!

  • Valis
    Valis

    Brother Beans, as usual you do the office of Overbeer proud! Yes, the new year is upon us and we must be prepared to be heavenly hosts during Apostafestivities...I would admonish the flock to review the words set forth in Jeremiah 25:27-28 as we venture forth into another year of Apostacy.

    Click Here For The Very First Kegdom Ministry

    Click Here For Issue 2

    Click Here For The XMAS Edition

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

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