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MARTINLEYSHON

This pregnant Irish woman rang her mother and said " help I tink me waters hav broken" her mother replied " Well be jesus you tink your waters have broken where are you ringing from? The daughter replied " Im ringing from me minge to me ankle" Please I need lots of Jokes from you to light up my day.
mouthy

I thought the one I got yesterday was good- In the church was a "nosy woman" A newcomer joined the church an ex Alcholic---the woman saw his truck outside the local bar- so passed it around the Church" that proves he is a drinker-" On hearing this the new comer said nothing -that night however he parked his truck out side her house & left it there all night