I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 > > minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking > > ticket. > > So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a > > break?" > > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a > > pencil-necked idiot. > > He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! > > So I called him a piece of horse s**t. > > He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. > > Then he started writing a third ticket! > > This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more > > tickets he wrote. > > I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. > > I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. >