... don't worry, this is just for recreational purposes... anyone who has ever read a few of my posts will realise I am unlikely to 'go back' (the idea make me want to heave).
I had a few Dubs turn up last year sometime, ... I live in Holland, but am English, and my Dutch isn't so good, so I asked them to send someone who could speak English round.
They sent round a Wal-Mart (well, the Dutch equivalent) dressed pioneer couple, he dumb, she actually quite bright, but their English wasn't THAT good (they didn't even know what apostate meant). In any case, as this was the first time I had some Witnesses to myself since I'd left 9 years earlier (other than my family, but they don't count), I managed to speak for about 45 minutes before drawing breath, or really allowing them to talk, going from the UN Issue through blood to evolution to prophetic failure. However, the language level was too low for us to really communicate well, and I was, er, I guess you could say, "getting it off my chest"...
A few weeks ago another Dub called round briefly, and I mentioned I was English, and lo and behold, last Saturday, a pio from the local English speaking congregation came round. My girlfriend and I had literally got out of bed, so I put him off.
However, I have his phone number and can summon him anytime I want really.
This time I want to, maybe just maybe, do the poor slob a favour, but am well aware of the 'cultist hot buttons' I risk hitting.
I am not df'd or da'd, just walked away ten years ago, so they are unlikely to run straight away. But I want to be able to plant nice ticky ticky time bombs in their belief structure.
Any suggestions as to what to say and how to play things? Last time my girlfriend was wafting round the flat in skin-tight croped T and leggings and a leather dog-collar asking "Shall I get the guests drinks Master" (in jokoe), which may of put the couple that were there off a little bit.