How To Be Happy.

by SpannerintheWorks 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    The Donkey

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to
    figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it
    just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all
    grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

    At first, the donkey realised what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing!

    As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up! Pretty soon, everyone was dumbstruck as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

    Let's take a tip from the donkey.

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our
    troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    1. Free your heart from hatred.
    2. Free your mind from worries.
    3. Live simply.
    4. Give more.
    5. Expect less.

    Anyway, enough of that crap....

    The donkey later came back and kicked the shit out of the farmer that tried to bury him!

    And the moral of the story is... When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you!

    Spanner

  • Mac
    Mac

    Spanner,

    I like it!!!

    mac

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    I love it! By the way, that's exactly how you can surface a tree without hoisting material. Tree planter and remover.

    Guest 77

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks
    I love it! By the way, that's exactly how you can surface a tree without hoisting material. Tree planter and remover.

    How long does it take?

    Spanner

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Excellent advise! Just kick major JW ass!!!!! That will totally make me feel better!

    All kidding aside, I really like that one, thanx.

  • truthseeker1
    truthseeker1

    Viv, your pics get better and better!

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    Spannerintheworks, two guys who are not lazy can do a four inch diameter tree within four hours. This includes digging the hole, ball and burlapping. It's a neat trick.

    Guest 77

  • Roo
    Roo

    good advise spanner, thanks

    roo

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