I haven't turned in a report for months now. But if the elders start on me to go back out in the ministry I was thinking of giving an anti witness instead. By which I mean rather than the mags I could tell the house holder about the "loving provision of disfellowshipping" or maybe read them some of the many scriptures were God tells his people to commit ethnic cleansing, total genocide and raping of the captured girls. And lastly what about that oh so encouraging scripture in revelation were it paints a graphic picture of the dead bodies laying everywhere after Armageddon and the birds pecking their eyeballs out?
Over to you, what suggestions do you have for an anti witness?