S.H.I.T.

by target 4 Replies latest social humour

  • target
    target

    Ship High In Transit In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had
    to be transported by ship. It was also before the invention of
    commercial fertilizer, so large shipments of manure were common.
    It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed
    a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it
    not only did it become heavier, but the process of
    fermentation began again, of which a by-product is highly
    explosive Methane gas.


    As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see
    what could (and did) happen. Methane gas began to build up
    below decks and the first time someone came below deck
    at night, with a lantern, BOOOOM!!

    Several ships were destroyed in this manner
    before it was determined just what was happening.
    After that, the bundles of manure were always
    stamped with the term S.H.I.T. on them which meant
    "Ship High In Transit". The ships sailors then
    would always stow it high enough off the lower
    decks so that it would be above any water that was
    or would come into the bilges. Now the manure would
    not get wet from sea water and no Methane gas would
    be formed.

    Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T.", which has come
    down through the centuries and is in use to this
    very day.

    You probably did not know the true history of
    this popular word.

    Neither did I, I always thought it was
    originated by golfers.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    haha cute

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ... and later when it was shipped in boxes it was stamped C.R.A.P. (Crates Rank And Putrid)

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    Uncle B,

    Crap that was cute.

    Danny

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Excuse me.

    I must take offense to the lack of recognition and perhaps unintended defamation of my College. I am sure many of my colleagues from Ontario would be likewise offended. GO TIGERS !

    xjw_b12 Graduated 1983 S carborough H eights I nstitute of T echnology

    I have a school t-shirt to prove it !

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